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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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