grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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