If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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