its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
that is very illegal...i love you.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
