I just cut my nipple shaving
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Congratulations! We have a period
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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