dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
