3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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