Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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