Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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