Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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