I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
It's rum buckets o'clock
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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