Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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