Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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