oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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