your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Randomize
