the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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