Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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