May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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