Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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