I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
two words...techno handjob
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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