I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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