a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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