foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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