called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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