i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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