You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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