mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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