he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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