I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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