If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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