But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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