My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
