fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
