Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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