Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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