he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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