Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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