I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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