I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
