If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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