Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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