Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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