you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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