i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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