O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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