I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I am one with the molecules
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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