Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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