Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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