it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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