What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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