fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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