There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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