in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
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Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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