your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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